Asomugha to play with legs in casts
Immortal owner and mastermind of the most storied franchise in the National Football League Al Davis said that despite having both legs broken, star cornerback and the team’s best player Nnamdi Asomugha will play in the opening night game against the San Diego Chargers.
“Nadmimasi Asmonger, that guy who stalks receivers? Well, what’s his face will be starting on opening night,” said Davis at a press conference, adding that the decision was made due to the fact that his backup is almost as terrible as JaMarcus Russell. “We’ll be calling that [NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell] to see if his crutches will be allowed on the field. Let’s not leak this to the media, but I’ve been plotting that they could be transformed into some handy-dandy weapons.”
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